Talking Poofy

Talking Poofy (Scott Brennan, Adam Richard, Toby Sullivan) present The Poofcast 57 (Summer Season 5: Squeal Within a Squeal)

The Squeal spins up tattoos, poo, smoking and various other nonsense.

WARNING: The Poofcast contains coarse language, adult themes and sexually explicit discussion.

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The Poofcast Summer Season 5: Squeal Within a Squeal (Poofcast 57)

Talking Poofy (Scott Brennan, Adam Richard, Toby Sullivan) present The Poofcast 56 (Summer Season 4)

We talk about the new theme song (yes, it's taken us months) and we attempt to spin the Squeal of Fortune, only to go off on a tangent so long, we never actually get around to the topic we were meant to discuss.

WARNING The Poofcast contains coarse language, adult themes and sexually explicit discussion.

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The Poofcast Summer Season 4: Spinning Squeal (Poofcast 56)

 Look, you don't have to be Grunty McFuckring to appreciate how important to our culture* is the gay street press.

Until recently, in the absence of any institutionalised responsibility for recording the community progreass and social monuments, in many cases the gay street press will be the only surviving record of Our Stories. It's our War Memorial. If the War Memorial was dumped in gutters every Wednesday morning for whoever had the energy to bend over and pick it up for free.

But srsly folks, as a rapaciously commercial document aimed squarely at gay men's minds, the gay press is a reliable, if ugly mirror for us all to consider once in a while. CASE IN POINT: check out this ad, included in this week's chronicles:

It has recently come to my attention... that gayse love a bit of their Grindr. Grindr, of course, being the nifty lil' phone app that lets you know which paftas are in the nearby vicinity, and in fact exactly how far away they are. This is either a modern miracle or the end of days, depending on your view. Either way, srsly guise, any second now they'll be dispensing trade from a vending machine on the Tokyo subway, at which point I will learn fucking Japanese.

If you've seen the Talking Poofy live show anytime in the last mesozoic era, you might have seen our live demonstration of a similar product, about ready to roll out of the TP Research Labs (proudly supported by the Ponds Institute) - Groandr!

Groandr is similar to Grindr in as much as it does give you information on the homosezzuals around you, but rather than indicate how far away they are as Grindr does, Groandr indicates how tedious they are in real life. This can save you valuable time, money and trips on the cross-town bus at 4 in the morning.

Talking Poofy (Scott Brennan, Adam Richard, Toby Sullivan) present The Poofcast 55 (Summer Series 3: Squeal of Fortune).

We spin up the Squeal of Fortune, which lands on a variety of topics that we then pretty much avoid talking about in favour of ridiculous tangents.

In this episode, hen's nights, being overweight, and Toby's trip to the Folsom Street Fair, photographic evidence of which can be found below.

The Poofcast Summer Season 3: Squeal of Fortune (Poofcast 55)

Talking Poofy (Scott Brennan, Adam Richard, Toby Sullivan) present The Poofcast 54 (Summer Season 2: A Very Poofy Xmas).

Adam has made a special Xmas gift featuring our old friends Hitler vs Midler, Jesus celebrates his birthday, Grunty MacFarkring unveils his distressing Christmas hamper, and Prue Lapse gives a stray a home on Christmas Day.

WARNING: The Poofcast contains coarse language, sexually explicit discussion, grotesque innuendo, flippant comedy about Hitler and blasphemy. 

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The Poofcast Summer Season 2: A Very Poofy Xmas (Poofcast 54)

The Poofcast Summer Season is upon us, and there is a boatload of goodies for Bonus and Premium subscribers.

The first six episodes of our Summer Season, including our Christmas Special, are online now for Bonus and Premium subscribers. There are five all-new episodes, and The Best of Where's Wes (which could actually be an oxymoron). If you want to take the Poofcast away with you on a tedious journey to spend time with relatives you can't stand, subscribe or donate using the PayPal interface over at the right. Otherwise, the episodes will be released after 6pm every Monday until January 16, 2012.

If you've recently subscribed, and you don't have access, email poofcast@talkingpoofy.com.au and let us know. (There has been an issue with PayPal emails getting caught in the spam filter, which should be sorted now).

Dear Computer Journal, has it really taken me nearly a month to bring myself to write the final chapter of Talking Poofy's world tour of tediously provincial Australian state capitals?* Or is it only now, listening back to the podcasted reports of our antics that I can remember what happened? In any case, for some reason I feel the need to complete the cycle, and write a final chapter to resolve everything that occurred.

I won't test your attention/slavish fanboy devotion by repeating what you can already hear on the podcast, so let me fill in some additional blanks for you:

What sticks in my mind most persistently about that day, apart from the stench of that awful sweet champagne that had so much sugar in it, it gave diabetes to the grass I poured it out onto, is the aftermath. The next day.

Talking Poofy (Scott Brennan, Adam Richard, Toby Sullivan) present The Poofcast 53 (The Poofcast Summer Season 1: Adelaide Adventures).

This is pure unexpurgated Talking Poofy. Just us, talking about our rancid trip to Adelaide for the Feast Festival. 

It also includes one of Toby's more obtuse tangents, video evidence of which can be found here.

WARNING: The Poofcast contains coarse language, adult themes, drug and alcohol abuse, explicit discussion of sexual acts, rectal integrity, Eurovision stage mothers and Adelaide.

The Poofcast Summer Season 1: Adelaide Adventures (Poofcast 53)